That's Doctor Cruise to you!

Gawker.com published a bit of transcript of Matt Lauer's Today Show interview with Tom Cruise. Seems Tom is now a doctor (undoubtedly a graduate of the Senator Bill Frist School of Medicine). This is no small achievement, considering Tom's a high school dropout. Still, he wants you to know he knows what Ritalin is. And Matt Lauer doesn't. And neither do you.

I guess in today's competitive, all-or-nothing world, "a little bit crazy" just isn't quite crazy enough.

~C~