"I'm shocked, shocked to find gambling going on in this establishment!"

These are the immortal words uttered in Casablanca by Claude Rains as Capt. Renault, immediately before the croupier approaches him, hands him a wad of bills, and says, "Your winnings, sir." It's a funny moment. It makes me laugh every time. Likewise, I just had to chuckle upon reading this little piece from CNN.com

CNN.com - Feds probe gossip writer - Apr 7, 2006

I think my favorite part was this:

"Should the allegations prove true, Mr. Stern's conduct would be morally and journalistically reprehensible, a gross abuse of privilege, and in violation of the New York Post's standards and ethics," editor in chief Col Allen said in a statement.

A violation of the New York Post's standards and ethics? Bahahahahaaaaa! Stop it! You're killin' me....

~C~