Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Were Hot Like Her?

When I dream of being in my sixties, do you know what I dream of? Helen Mirren's life. She's sexy, but age-appropriate, smart and funny, found undying love in her fifties with a man who is clearly still head over heals in love with her after being together for nearly two decades, and she just won an Oscar.

Okay, I'd be fine if it weren't an Oscar. Perhaps a Nobel Prize for Literature. But still.... You get my point. If someone can look that fabulous at the Oscars, surrounded by 22-year-old stick figures, looking every inch a full-grown woman, then so can I, dammit!

Helen Mirren.

That's who I want to be when I grow up.

~C~